did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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why don’t you guys ask me questions
like are you even curious about me
do you wanna know my middle name
my last name
my favorite color
my favorite movie
my netflix account information
the hospital i was born
my social security number
my blood type
when i sold my soul to satan
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Harry saw himself in robes that had his name on the back, and imagined the sensation of hearing a hundred-thousand-strong crowd roar, as Ludo Bagman’s voice echoed throughout the stadium, ‘I give you…Potter!’
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pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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factions manifestos → dauntless
We believe in acknowledging fear and the extent to which it rules us.We believe in facing that fear no matter what the cost to our comfort, our happiness, or even our sanity.We believe in shouting for those who can only whisper, in defending those who cannot defend themselves.We believe, not just in bold words but in bold deeds to match them.We believe that pain and death are better than cowardice and inaction because we believe in action.We do not believe in living comfortable lives.We do not believe that silence is useful.We do not believe in good manners.We do not believe in empty heads, empty mouths, or empty hands.We do not believe that learning to master violence encourages unnecessary violence.We do not believe that we should be allowed to stand idly by.We do not believe that any other virtue is more important than bravery.
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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honestly i dont know why i’m stressing about science so much, it might be important now, but im never going to be great at it. i could care less about it and i could care more about it. im probably going to be going into commerce anyway, and if in yr11/12 i take economics, business, and legal studies with compulsory and extension english and math i wont even have any space left for science
Jennifer Lawrence and Sam Claflin discuss Cannes and Catching Fire
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